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Ruben Lady "Passionate Playhouse"

by Ruben Lady

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Deep, oh God, so deep in the South American jungle, the heavens opened up and blessed the Earth with its sexiest son. Ruben Lady's conception may have been immaculate but oh gah was it sticky. Since day one, Ruben had a niche for cultivating tropical fruits, a talent for orchestrating the funkiest of music and a penchant for sexually indiscriminate ass-grabbing. Such gifts could not be confined to a single continent. So when he was barely legal, Ruben Lady greased his glorious mullet, licked clean his pubescent mustache and lubed up his entire body, allowing him to slide his entire being up into the crevasse of the United States.

For the past several years, Ruben has garnered a faithful and devoted following stemming from his plethora of excessively skin-forward, yet expertly manscaped, shows from bath houses to concert halls to gloryholed truckstops from sea to slippery sea. His list of accolades and praises only grows longer and harder with each performance.

In his spare time, Ruben enjoys braiding chest hair bracelets and selling them on Etsy, going out for banana smoothies with his on-again, off-again lover, Ken, and collecting pink pants from around the world.

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released March 20, 2019

Life Is Just A Cream Dream - Lyrics by Ruben - Composed By Ken
Spread My Broken Wings - Lyrics by Ruben - Composed By Mark
Itsy Bitsy Secrets - Lyrics by Ruben - Composed By Ken
Banana Jungle - Lyrics by Ruben - Composed By Ken
Heat Wave - Lyrics by Ruben - Composed By Ken
Do You Want To Be My Ruben Lady - Lyrics by Ruben - Composed By Mark
Sex Aliens - Lyrics and Composition by Ruben
Ode To Blondie Bee - Lyrics by Ruben - Composed By Mark

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